New Improved: Creepy Facebook Messages and Emails

[WinJStar]

So, I know we all get scams about Arabian Princes being stuck and wanting to reward us a million dollars for our trouble if we wire them money. However, do any of you get creepy messages on Facebook? I get them all the time and thought a thread would be fun for us so post weird, ballsy notes from strangers that come our way. Haha, and if we're bored, maybe we can reply. Or, if you ever play those arcade games and get psychos in those chats - haha, those are some doosies also!


Here is one I got just now, the inspiration for this thread. I immediately looked to see if he needed a green card, but he's from Los angeles. He is also interested in women and men! Strike 1. I decided to pass on this eligible bachelor.

Hello,

I'm Perry ****, What a nice and sparkling smile. I wouldn't trade that smile for anything. I don't know you i am a single man who seeks true love. I glanced through your profile and I got entangled in that wonderful smile. I am hoping we can be friends so we can make up a good relationship perhaps leading to our marital life together. Would you be kind enough to get back to me so we can learn more of each other.

Regards,
Perry.

[Night Nurse]

I get creepy messages from Dating Sites... does that count?

[StevieJS]

Its groundhog day

[waggie]

So, I know we all get scams about Arabian Princes being stuck and wanting to reward us a million dollars for our trouble if we wire them money. However, do any of you get creepy messages on Facebook? I get them all the time and thought a thread would be fun for us so post weird, ballsy notes from strangers that come our way. Haha, and if we're bored, maybe we can reply. Or, if you ever play those arcade games and get psychos in those chats - haha, those are some doosies also!


Here is one I got just now, the inspiration for this thread. I immediately looked to see if he needed a green card, but he's from Los angeles. He is also interested in women and men! Strike 1. I decided to pass on this eligible bachelor.

Can I be a bridesmaid?

[Kellieintx]

Two nights ago, an old customer I never really talked to found me on yahoo chat. He stated now that I didn't work at the bar anymore he could tell me how he felt about me. I was shocked...

the following is a bit of his message:



since you are no longer hanging out and working at the bar and its a new year, i have a confession to make. i wanted to take you in the back one night when i was playing pool but i figured youd have not only got mad and kicked me out but also kinda figured youd say no too.

i thought you were cool as hell from the day you started. I'm not gonna lie the way your hips move when you walk is a big turn on to me. So there, i have said it, and its out there. i don't visit the bar anymore as real life keeps me busy but i would love to take you to dinner if there is a chance you would consider.


I replied:

What a start to the New Year! Thank you so much for the kind and flattering words! I am sure I could find a day when we could snag a lunch or dinner, I will keep you posted. Thank you again for your bravery you definitely gave me a smile.


And then he sent this:

so would it be cool if i had your legs spread, knees on those huge boobs and your ass up in the air and and road you balls deep?


My reply:

Hmmm.... since you worded it so eloquently, I am gonna have to pass, thanks again though for making laugh.


His reply:

So i guess dinner is out of the question now?

[wubders]

balls deep? seems like standard yahoo chat....lol.

..but not really how to speak to a loverly lady like kellie.......until actually in a bedroom and engaged in activities ?!??!!

[Kellieintx]

Any guy who thinks springing the whole balls deep thing on a girl you are trying to take out for the first time might want to expand their pick up lines to something along the lines of G or PG rated.

[billybob]

Guess he was cutting through the chase Kel.

[Kellieintx]

And he got cut.

[billybob]

LMAO TOUCHE !!