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    God, you stopped talking to me last night and let me go out a little too early in the LPI. Let me win the lottery and you shall be forgiven!

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    Are you going to play poker with us?

    Can you tell me how to play my Qs? They seem to be cursed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebbie View Post
    God, you stopped talking to me last night and let me go out a little too early in the LPI. Let me win the lottery and you shall be forgiven!
    I did not receive my cosmopolitan.

    An unsatisfied God is capricious at best, and vengeful at worst. You lived to play poker another day. Enjoy those blessings and do no ask for what you haven't earned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinJStar View Post
    Are you going to play poker with us?

    Can you tell me how to play my Qs? They seem to be cursed.

    The Luvin Poker God could not play with mere mortals. The imbalance created would shift the poker table unfairly.

    Your queens need to be played as you would play with a beloved. With attention, detail, and confidence.

    Stop multitasking, know what your opponents are playing, and raise the living hell out of them pre-flop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luvin Poker God View Post

    Your queens need to be played as you would play with a beloved. With attention, detail, and confidence.

    Stop multitasking, know what your opponents are playing, and raise the living hell out of them pre-flop.
    Let me guess, you see what I am doing from above and therefore know I am multitasking I think I prefer Jacks, they are easier to lay down.

    You're an ass, but kinda correct in your assessment.
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    Where the eff were you when I had the nuts both ways on the flop and then screwed me out of both the high AND low on the turn and river respectively?

    Thanks a bunch,
    Jess.

    P.S. I don't believe in you and am totally basing my life on the fact that you do the same to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luvin Poker God View Post
    I did not receive my cosmopolitan.

    An unsatisfied God is capricious at best, and vengeful at worst. You lived to play poker another day. Enjoy those blessings and do no ask for what you haven't earned.
    If you played with us, you'd get to see givepleasur's avatar tits every game. They are free to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by batgirl218 View Post
    Dear God,

    Where the eff were you when I had the nuts both ways on the flop and then screwed me out of both the high AND low on the turn and river respectively?

    Thanks a bunch,
    Jess.

    P.S. I don't believe in you and am totally basing my life on the fact that you do the same to me.
    There is a lesson in all things, even if you mortals do not see the big picture.

    Do you not remember when your opponent flopped the nut straight and you went runner-runner to suckout with a flush? I did not hear your lamentations over the luck I blessed you with then.

    The Universe of the Poker Table is one of balance within chaos. Accept the inevitable swings of fate, and Luvin Poker God will spread blessings to accommodate the balance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzidrawers View Post
    God is broke,lol
    Screw you nit
    If you could view me with mere mortal eyes, the climax of your life would take place before screwing starts, ahhhhh...the frustration of premature mortals.

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