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  1. 05-13-2011, 06:24 PM #1
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    I am Luvin Poker God!

    Hello poker minions, Luvin Poker God has been expecting you...

    I'm here to offer advice and answer your questions    .
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  2. 05-13-2011, 06:26 PM #2
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    Hi God, I am the Goddess...
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  3. 05-13-2011, 06:31 PM #3
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  4. 05-13-2011, 06:31 PM #4
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    lol ,How am I going to do in WSOP ?
    my God?

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  5. 05-13-2011, 07:58 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post
    Hi God, I am the Goddess...
    Luvin Poker God has not chosen a heavenly mate. You must atone for your presumption.

    Send me a pair of used underwear from Betty White and I'll consider your matrimonial request.
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  7. 05-13-2011, 07:58 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by msdebbie View Post
    Hi God. I'm the Queen.
    Luvin Poker God has no prejudice against your sexual orientation. San Francisco is a fine place to live. What sex you choose to bump uglies with is your business.

    Bring Luvin Poker God a Cosmopolitan and you will be blessed with free refills at Sizzler.
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  9. 05-13-2011, 07:59 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by fuzzidrawers View Post
    lol ,How am I going to do in WSOP ?
    my God?
    Luvin Poker God has been expecting you Fuzzy. I have heard your ernest prayers and offers of sacrifice over the last week. Promising not to masturbate in order to get good cards does not impress Luvin Poker God.

    Luvin Poker God requires a tithe of 10% of your buy-in, paid in Slim Jims or you will be cursed with 7-2 and pocket Jacks during your WSOP quest.
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  10. 05-13-2011, 08:40 PM #8
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    Hmmm. Who gave you authority to be the LP God?
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  11. 05-13-2011, 09:16 PM #9
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    I'm mad at Luvin Poker God He's been unkind to me lately.

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  12. 05-13-2011, 09:55 PM #10
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    I'm an athiest, so you don't exist, but you're funny as shit, so does that mean that I'm shitless, or godless?
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