Funny now, not then...

[skyguy2007]

After working in the yard cutting branches all day yesterday, cooking the queen Patsi dinner, cleaned up and getting in my jammies for the evening, I SCREAMED...."PATSI, GET IN HERE NOW, PLEASE...NOW...HEEEEELP!" There was a tick that decided to attach itself to the end of my willie wacker. Been a long time since I've seen Patsi laugh so much, she was laughing so hard she had a hard time getting the damn thing off as I was yelling like a little girl!

[luvsluvin]

hahahahahahahaha.... (how horrifying) but I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one! Patsi!

[Kellieintx]

I have had a tick on my arm before, and I freaked out. I can't imagine how horrific it was to see it on your willy. It reminds me of a scene from "Stand By Me" when he finds leeches on his parts. Nonetheless.... I laughed when I read it. Sorry, John. xoxo

[billynomates]

lmwo

[waggie]

Yeah right John!! You just wanted Patsi to play with your penis

[Patsi]

Yeah right John!! You just wanted Patsi to play with your penis

LMAO Normally I would agree with you wags, but this was for real and totally hilarious!!

[Nynus]

You're supposed to treat it like a snake bite....

Pull the tick off first, and the you get her to suck out the toxins.

[msdebbie]

Never before heard of a tick attaching itself to a penis. Got to be a first time for everything I suppose. Hahahahahaha

[girlygirlxx]

willie wacker?

[CJ]