AIM Convo

[ProteinX]

Reggie: Hi Pro how you doing?
Pro: I'm ok Reg, you?
Reggie: Not bad cheers fella, what you doin today?
Pro: I'm polishing my new Bentley, you?
Reggie: I have to take a guy out, and I dont mean down the shops. He grassed me up to the Filth, and the slag has to pay
Pro: What you gonna do to him?
Reggie: I'm meeting him in this quiet little boozer, and gonna give him a Chelsea smile
Pro: Whats that?
Reggie: A cutting so he cant talk again, the nark slag
Pro: Good luck bro
Reggie: Thanks bruv, I also have to take Auntie Rose shopping, she wants a new dress and shoes. And then one of my girlfriends Sarah wants me to take her to the beach, but another girlfriend Jan wants me to go over hers for a train you know
Pro: Tough decisions Reg
Reggie: Deffo bruv, but must go and sort this slag out, he's called Bert the Bonce
Pro: He sounds awful
Reggie: He's a little weasel, he'll never grass me up again when I finished with the little nonce
Pro: Good, seeya laters Reg
Reggie: Bye for now bruv

[kazza1985]

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[kazza1985]

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... now there is a woman who makes sense

[LadyWrestler]

[ProteinX]

August 11th AIM

Reggie: Pro, you there mate?
Pro: I'm here Reg, how are you?
Reggie: I'm good thanks, want to know what happened yesterday?
Pro: Shoot
Reggie: I met Bert the Bonce as arranged, he was in this little boozer I know. I walked in all smart in my business suit and trilby and I could see his face turn white. He was bricking it bruv
Pro: Go on Reggie
Reggie: He whimpered to me not to hurt him, he was sorry he'd grassed me to the filth, but it was too late. I grabbed him by the neck and lifted him outside and into the boot of my Jag
Pro: Wow Reg, then what?
Reggie: I could hear him crying for mercy and thrashing around, but I calmly fired up the engine and set off for a forest I know
Pro: Jeez
Reggie: It took me about an hour to get there, it was really quiet so I parked up and opened the boot
Pro: Was he dead Reg?
Reggie: Nope, but he was quiet and weeping like a girl
Pro: Wow
Reggie: I lifted him out and took him to the middle of the forest where a river runs, I punched him spark out and threw him into the middle
Pro: My God
Reggie: Remember, noone messes with us Bruvs
Pro: Did he sink?
Reggie: He sunk allright, we won't be hearing from him again mate
Pro: Well done Reggie, well done
Reggie: Cheers Pro bruv

[cellist]

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