Why, Oprah?! WHY?!!!

[sipowitz56]

but Oprah is still sexy regardless of my drunkness.

[CJ]

yahoo for Sip!

[spaceboy761]

Oprah is sexy! Fuck you Stedman. I love you miss, anytime you want your vagina rattled I'm here for girl.

You just gave me happy memories of the old "I got Oprah pregnant, bitches!" sketch on Chapelle's Show. I almost injured myself laughing the first time I saw that!

[maverick35]

Old Mav realizes exactly nice to allow a African American women to be a $ billionaire talk show host thing whutever and so butt old Mav realizes America is still a rather majority country where minoritys r still minoritys and so especialy for old Mav and so she may be a $ billionaire butt she definately no not gave old Mav any money and so for all the support old Mav gave her and so old Mav realizes another example of how the anti old Mav people run every thing and so butt alas at least she no not runs Win J Star sorry right and so old Mav needs a miracle sorry right... sorry old Mav

[mrkromer]

If Oprah woke up one day with the salary of a government official, she would jump out of a window.

Conversely, if Bill Gates woke up one day with Oprah's money, he would jump out of a window.

Copywright infringement; Chris Rock used that quip on a stand-up show one time. lol

mike

[mrkromer]

You just gave me happy memories of the old "I got Oprah pregnant, bitches!" sketch on Chapelle's Show. I almost injured myself laughing the first time I saw that!

"Baby, is it okay if I get a happy ending?" "Well, she didn't say no..."

mike