Say it ain't so, Hugh....

[SavageJug]

The master is losing his touch....or his dick finally quit working.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Playboy founder Hugh Hefner said on Tuesday his wedding this weekend has been canceled because his 25-year-old fiance, a Playmate from his magazine, changed her mind.

Hefner, 85, and Crystal Harris were due to tie the knot in front of more than 300 guests at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles on Saturday. It would have been Hefner's third marriage.

"The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart," Hefner wrote on Twitter.

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar

[Nynus]

I got dibbs!

[wubders]

she finally got the pre-nup translated to bunny language...and decided not to nibble his wrinkled old noodle no more

[SavageJug]

I'm sure Hugh is devastated. Playboy Playmates are like golf tees to him. He has a dozen or so lying around the mansion at any one time.

[Ziximania]

awwwwe poor hugh

[cellist]

Finally, a useful and appropriate use of twitter.

[wubders]

I doubt it has anything to do with his sexual function or lack thereof.

His tongue will be wigglin for poontang in the grave, and in the now he could always go with this:



So likely she decided being his highest paid, lead, high class call girl, doesn't really justify a wedding if the pay is about the same....

[Nynus]

Word is out now, that she was offered a large book deal to dump him at the alter.

I guess years of dealing with gold diggers has given Hef some foresight after all.