Outside a train station in the midlands the local Authority has deemed an area a no kissing zone, its to stop people congesting the drop off point however there are kissing zones marked where the slaves are allowed to kiss their loved ones goodbye, so it's not a total ban.

"Yeah we've spent a couple of quid painting the station and we dont want slaves engaging in kissing outside", said a local Soviet style bureaucrat.. but its all just a bit of fun just dont fucking kiss and you'll be ok.

"We aren't sure how to ENFORCE the ban yet (probably a tazering will work) said the AUTHORITY spokescommie.

It's all fun fun fun in freedom loving UK.

Kissing banned at railway station - Telegraph