Just wondering, does yr head reach up to the top in your avator or do you try hide the hide the fact you're small? Yep I'm not tall and not ashamed to admit it... you seem ashamed to admit any deficit.(I don't think being short is a decifit)
I have had many peach schnapps tonight and sooo I decided to test the above theory by measuring myself...BUTTT...I keep dropping the tape measure. However, as a partial confirmation, it does seem like it is a very long distance to the floor tonight when I try to retrieve it.
The peach schnapps bottles are getting smaller, too, as I drink more. That last bottle went empty quicker than usual. That's some pretty powerful evidence right there that I am getting bigger, because peach schnapps bottles do not shrink, right?
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