ColdCase

Tonight I shall leave you with one mother fookin' long run-on sentence.

Is it me or does everyone here experience the same emotion when you look down at two cards, one of which is the ace of diamonds, the other the ace of spades and you feel that you are at one with the world, all alone yielding great power, deciding whether to pull the wool over peoples' eyes or declare war with your head held high, union down deep in your soul, lost in the winds of time, counting on your natural instincts, ...

Most of you by now have heard that in the mid 80's while I was courting success in the biz of show I not only had the pleasure of meeting Cher but to have boinked her with such panache that the rock world was a buzzin' with rumors of Cher givin' it all up for the best schtump of her lifetime.

Everything was going for me at the time. I had successfully alienated every person I had worked with, I ended decades of narcotic use, I paid my debt to society for harassing pedestrians and ...

What can I write which will resonate with you peeps?

I think I will set the tone by announcing that this will be an experiment in random absurdities delivered in an alarming number of segments meant to drive you almost crazy.

I might change my mind but if I do; I promise not to use my strong suit to pull you into my world and completely baffle and confuse you.

Why am I not being linear on your asses? Why am I going to use my enthusiasm and ability to ...